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Ponydad: Faculty | HORSE NATION

Our very personal Ponydad, Thomas Pelle Veng, continues to be being schooled each day. At present he discusses the Ponydad Faculty programs in addition to his progress.

I keep in mind my first day of Horsey-Faculty. The hair was combed, I used to be sporting my new white sneakers and I might hardly wait to satisfy all my new classmates. The frustration was due to this fact nice once I realized that I might be the one scholar within the class.

All the pieces had been turned the wrong way up. One scholar and 12 lecturers, all of whom appeared to have some type of larger horsey training. Inexperienced as I used to be, I instantly realized that it could be a few years earlier than I, too, might write PhD horsey, put up.doc. pony or Grasp of hooves on the enterprise card.

Horsey programs

Over the last eight years I’ve handed the primary 9 programs within the ponydad programme and have moved from blue to yellow within the Ponydad’s colorindex.

Checklist of programs:

  1. Do you converse horse? – for freshmen
  2. To comb a steady aisle appropriately – for freshmen
  3. Ponydad driver – for freshmen
  4. What’s the distinction between bandages and boots? – for freshmen
  5. Bandage roll-up – for freshmen
  6. How a lot does a leaping increase weigh? – for freshmen
  7. Don´t stand behind a horse – for freshmen
  8. What number of french fries can a ponydad eat? – for intermediates
  9. The artwork of not being embarrassing – for freshmen

In addition to course quantity eight, I didn’t move any of the programs on the primary attempt, however that’s OK for the reason that programme’s “official” dropout price, nationwide, is 90%, and I’m nonetheless within the recreation.

The icy Ponydad crack

Although I’ve had my driver’s licenses for 26 years, I used to be terrified that September morning six years in the past once I had my first of many, ponydad-driver exams. I nonetheless keep in mind feeling the icy worry operating down my again and into the all the time charming ponydad crack as I acquired into the automobile. Ideas like tips on how to get the household’s meat-scooter into this meat-container have been overwhelming.

My considerations have been nicely based, and I’m not afraid to confess them to today, however how naïve it was to suppose that towing a 300-kilo pony in a pony switch field, which is kind of a problem, might even match the precise litmus take a look at: to again with a horse trailer.

Regards,
Ponydad
Grasp of hooves


About Thomas Pelle Veng:
Seven years in the past, Thomas’ daughter began driving. As a person in a world dominated by girls and solely armed with a data of horses that was restricted to visits at Copenhagen ZOO and cowboy motion pictures, his studying curve has been steep. However as an alternative of giving up, Thomas selected to benefit from the numerous hours ready within the barn and wrote the e-book “A Information to Dwell as a Ponydad” and commenced running a blog about all of the issues he didn’t and nonetheless doesn’t perceive about horses and horse women.

Thomas has a 16-year-old daughter and a full-time job as an HR Enterprise Accomplice in Denmark’s largest automobile firm, so there are all the time issues to do, and it could generally be troublesome to search out the time. Particularly after his daughter fell in love with a 350 kg heavy pony known as Boogie.



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